Another Stunning Update

I’m now convinced that these investigators are just fucking with us. You mean to tell me you found a mysterious white powder on a spoon in the hotel room of a dead drug addict? How many man-hours of forensics work did that take? I think the next update will be “after extensive interviews and canvasing we’ve determined that the deceased was african-american, recorded a number of gold albums, and had a mother named Cissy.”