It’s the Super Bowl, everybody. The most magical day of the year, when real football has its greatest celebration. Show your appreciation by doing like your heroes in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE do: drive under the influence, beat your spouse, and marginalize some gays. Or go all-out with the Ray Lewis Special, and arrange for your posse to stab some people to death. It’s the AMERICAN WAY.
It’s SuperBowl Sunday, which means I’ll be spending this afternoon consuming my weight in frankfurters and cold ones. Try to amuse yourselves as best you can. See you tomorrow!