The middle of the 20th century sucked, in so many different ways.
The guy, I mean? I’d like to believe he’s dressed as an actual character, and not just some doofus who thinks “make me a sammich” jokes are funny. I’m too Squaresville to recognize what it is, though.
Dear Kurt Schlichter:
No one’s breaking the door down to see you naked, either.
The entire human race
Read the comments if you want to see a real Neanderthal-fest.
This couldn’t have come at a better time. The holidays are right around the corner, and I had no idea what to get Mom. “If only they made pens for women,” I thought to myself, “but that’s probably just a silly pipe-dream.” Au contraire! Pipe-dream no more.
Bonus: someone’s selling a box of USED pens, in case you’re a cheapskate who doesn’t pay full price for anything. It’ll be our little secret!