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OK, listen. I’m pro-choice. I wouldn’t dream of telling you not to get an abortion. I don’t know your situation, and I can never understand what it’s like to go through an unwanted pregnancy. And I suppose if it’s something you feel you have to do, you might as well try to remain as upbeat as possible about it. But… I just don’t think this is the right time for a DAT ASS photo.

Call me old-fashioned.

It piles up so fast, you need wings to stay above it

I have a few observations:

1. Obama supports marriage equality, because it’s the American way. Life/liberty/pursuit of happiness, 14th Amendment, stuff like that. You may have heard about these things. They’ve been in all the papers. You guys are really going to double down on the “we hate the gays” stuff? I don’t see that going well for you, at least not in civilized parts of the world.

2. Obama supports choice, as do most Americans.┬áNobody “supports” abortion. Everyone thinks it’s unpleasant, but sometimes circumstances dictate it to be the only option. Women who’ve had an abortion don’t think back fondly to the day they got one. They don’t keep abortion scrapbooks. Nobody wakes up in the morning and says “self, let’s get an unnecessary pregnancy that we have to abort. That sounds fun.”

3. Is the G in Gay doing all the talking here? That word balloon is confusing me.