Ice Cream Headache

Oh, Christ. Not these idiots again? Are you ladies REALLY this bored? Are you so starved for attention that you’re going to arrange a boycott of a freaking ice cream flavor?

Sometimes I just hate everyone. But then I realize that’s a waste of energy and narrow my focus to just these worthless busybodies and their pointless boycotts.

I find it very satisfying.

Full story HERE, if you feel like vomiting.

WINNING at STFU

In an interesting coincidence, nobody needs to shut the fuck up more than you idiots. Are we really come to this? It’s bad enough when hens like this get their granny panties in a wad when they hear dirty words, now they’re waging a campaign against things that remind them of swear words? You all sound like the one million lamest mothers ever put upon this earth. Please stop bothering everybody or get jobs or something. There’s way too many of you, and the sane people are feeling crowded.

Full story HERE.