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OK, listen. I’m pro-choice. I wouldn’t dream of telling you not to get an abortion. I don’t know your situation, and I can never understand what it’s like to go through an unwanted pregnancy. And I suppose if it’s something you feel you have to do, you might as well try to remain as upbeat as possible about it. But… I just don’t think this is the right time for a DAT ASS photo.

Call me old-fashioned.