I may have to turn this into a weekly feature: “What Insanely Idiotic Thing Did Morrissey Say This Week?”

When you’ve even lost the backing of Salon -the homebase for liberal outrage porn- that’s when you’ve really gone off the rails. Morrissey is off the rails, over the cliff, and the car exploded halfway down. And in the process he’s come up with something even worse than Godwin’s Law. Do we call it Morrissey’s Law? It’s when you invoke not just Nazis but also pedophilia in your internet argument. Ehhh, still a working title.