… as long as there’s not a written test.
Because spelling stuff the proper way is SOCIALISM.
The story is as follows: during the boring Super Bowl there was a commercial for Coca-Cola. In this commercial there were various people and families singing “America the Beautiful.” That sounds lovely, so what’s the problem? Well, some of the people in the commercial were singing in a language other than English. You know what came next. At this point legions of xenophobic whackjobs took to Twitter to express their jingoistic racism in (hilariously mangled) English. The irony of whiny losers complaining that English isn’t being spoken —while failing to properly communicate in English– was certainly lost on many.
Which brings us to @hskinner here, and her hard-working Grandpa. Best Typo Ever. The poor narrow-minded dear. All she ever wanted to do was express her contempt for other people and their filthy foreign languages, and now she’s gone viral thanks to an inability to spellcheck.
Let’s hear what the Twitter’s biggest troll has to say-
Why is it always the biggest “Speak English or DIE” fuckheads who can’t spell worth a damn?