Allow me to translate:

“Here, look at this sex tape of me naked and getting plowed by Ray J.
Don’t I look hot?

Here, look at these pictures of me wearing a $50,000 dress on the red carpet!
Don’t I look hot?

Here’s a pictorial showing off my ‘rockin’ bikini bod!’
Don’t I look hot?

Ohh, now I’m pregnant and have gained a little weight.
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY APPEARANCE “