I know what he really meant

(Ed. – For the next 10 days or so I’ll be feverishly working on a hush-hush TV project. That leaves me with no time to update this little site of mine. So please enjoy some of our favorite posts from years past. I’ll be back soon.)

Was anyone able to read the whole article? I couldn’t get past the part where Rush Limbaugh made fun of someone else’s weight.

Allow me to translate:

“Here, look at this sex tape of me naked and getting plowed by Ray J.
Don’t I look hot?

Here, look at these pictures of me wearing a $50,000 dress on the red carpet!
Don’t I look hot?

Here’s a pictorial showing off my ‘rockin’ bikini bod!’
Don’t I look hot?

Ohh, now I’m pregnant and have gained a little weight.
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY APPEARANCE “