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We can breathe easier now
This couldn’t have come at a better time. The holidays are right around the corner, and I had no idea what to get Mom. “If only they made pens for women,” I thought to myself, “but that’s probably just a silly pipe-dream.” Au contraire! Pipe-dream no more.
Bonus: someone’s selling a box of USED pens, in case you’re a cheapskate who doesn’t pay full price for anything. It’ll be our little secret!
We know what Dads like
I hope all you Dads out there are having a great day.
I Believe The Children Are Our Future
Come on, Mum. You’re really dropping the ball here. Lipo is just the tip of the iceberg. That kid of yours is going to need a lot more surgery if she ever hopes to be a worthwhile human being. But I’m probably preaching to the choir, right?