WINNING at Translation

Trust me, it’s never too early to pique your son’s interested in ladies underwear. For a variety of reasons. For example, I hear they come in handy at Burning Man. Yes, that’s what I heard.

And speaking of men who dress in ladies underwear, I have a special request to make: my dear friend Marko is riding in one of those crazy AIDS rides this weekend. He’s done a fantastic job of raising money, and he’s almost reached his goal amount. If anyone wanted to stop over at his page and make a contribution (any amount helps), well, you’d have my respect. I don’t ask you guys for jackshit, would it kill you to do the right thing just this once?
K thanks.