I Found The Center Of The Universe

And it’s right here.

1. We have a Ferrari painted fire-engine red (the most insecure-about-one’s-penis color in the world).

2. We have parking like a complete asshole; slopping over the lines of a compact parking spot.

3. And just in case you didn’t catch on to the Ferrari thing yet, a personalized license plate that says


Yes, he actually name-checks the founder of Ferrari. I think we have a winner!