I’ll be out of town for the next 4 days, getting some much-needed R+R. Maybe I’ll post some, maybe I won’t. That’s what vacation’s all about. Do as you please.
Here’s the first picture. Only a Sith deals in absolutes, and I absolutely need some color on these legs!
Palm Springs, here I come!
But I finally found someone who makes Shaq look thin.
That would be enough to motivate me.
“Here, look at this sex tape of me naked and getting plowed by Ray J.
Don’t I look hot?
Here, look at these pictures of me wearing a $50,000 dress on the red carpet!
Don’t I look hot?
Here’s a pictorial showing off my ‘rockin’ bikini bod!’
Don’t I look hot?
Ohh, now I’m pregnant and have gained a little weight.
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY APPEARANCE “