This couldn’t have come at a better time. The holidays are right around the corner, and I had no idea what to get Mom. “If only they made pens for women,” I thought to myself, “but that’s probably just a silly pipe-dream.” Au contraire! Pipe-dream no more.

Bonus: someone’s selling a box of USED pens, in case you’re a cheapskate who doesn’t pay full price for anything. It’ll be our little secret!