Phew, that was some tweet

At 6:25 AM PST, Los Angeles had a very minor earthquake. Never one to miss an opportunity to be totally obvious and boring, Ellen Page took to the airwaves-

479 retweets (and 1,083 favorites!) for a one-word tweet that tells us something we all already knew. Let that sink in.

This just opens the floodgates to any number of very obvious things Ellen could tell us.