No way. You mean to tell me that a guy who looks like this-

is actually an ignorant jackass? It’s not just a clever persona he’s adopted?

Anyway, the frightening takeaway from the article is not that this ridiculous swamp-dwelling redneck has views that make him sound like a caveman, it’s that he has people standing with him in solidarity. The comment thread on this particular post might be the most depressing thing I’ve ever attempted to read, and I’ve actually read “Beloved.”

This comment was especially chilling:

Amazing. People get pretty ugly when they’ve got anonymous screen names to hide behind.

Hey, at least I learned a new word today: “GAYstapo”
It’s like Godwin’s Law doesn’t even exist for these doofuses.