Ladies, there are a lot of good men out there. There’s also the kind of man who’d own one of these. Choose wisely.

Ladies, there are a lot of good men out there. There’s also the kind of man who’d own one of these. Choose wisely.


Is this supposed to be a joke? Chicago is PART of Illinois, so saying Illinois and Chicago makes you sound like a complete dumb ass. That’s probably not the point you’re trying to make.