He has no idea what he’s doing.
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Phew, that was some tweet
At 6:25 AM PST, Los Angeles had a very minor earthquake. Never one to miss an opportunity to be totally obvious and boring, Ellen Page took to the airwaves-
479 retweets (and 1,083 favorites!) for a one-word tweet that tells us something we all already knew. Let that sink in.
This just opens the floodgates to any number of very obvious things Ellen could tell us.
First time for everything
Another place I’ll never be visiting
You know, you’re no oil painting yourself there, pops.
I find the thought of whatever you do in the bedroom pretty disgusting, too.
That doesn’t mean I think you should face life imprisonment over it.