1. Saying “_____ is the new _____” is really goddamn trite.
2. Wearing a t-shirt that says what you are, and declaring this thing to be sexy, feels very sad and desperate. By all means, feel good about yourself. That’s fine. Announcing it on a t-shirt just makes it look like you’re trying to convince yourself more than anything else.
Submitted by Adri
Where the hell is this? That kid is so used to seeing a guy in a kilt and a Darth Vader mask playing bagpipes on a unicycle, he doesn’t even bother looking up from his texting? I want to visit.