Someone would eventually get the interview; why not Oprah. (She was GIVEN an honorary Oscar this year. I like to make the distinction; she did not WIN an Oscar.
1. Because Oprah sucks, and she’s not a journalist.
2. Of course it was given to her instead of earned. It was honorary. I’d much prefer she actually earned an Oscar (for, say, The Color Purple) than just given one.
Maybe Bobbi can show Oprah how to turn that Oscar into a crackpipe.
Derp, Crack is Whack!
Apparently, everyone thought my Oscar crack was whack.
Ironically Oprah was arrested in the early 90′s for having 300 pounds of crack under her dress.
Just because Barbara Walters retired, that doesn’t mean we need a replacement.
Oprah is actually going to feed off their sorrow to sustain her unholy existence.
Someone would eventually get the interview; why not Oprah. (She was GIVEN an honorary Oscar this year. I like to make the distinction; she did not WIN an Oscar.
1. Because Oprah sucks, and she’s not a journalist.
2. Of course it was given to her instead of earned. It was honorary. I’d much prefer she actually earned an Oscar (for, say, The Color Purple) than just given one.