Re: The cover girl’s armhole socket
I’d totally hit that.
PS – LuLu is bad. Exquisitely bad. But it taught me that “table” is a euphemism for “ego-maniacal rock star”.
Stressing once again the importance of saving for your Retirement.
Gotta do what you gotta do to get those sweet threads:
Be airin’ my toes
wearin’ plaid clothes
hidden while shopping
Gel in my hair
Lookin’ GQ and SWELLLLLL…
Also, I am convinced that the original was a prediction of the eventual hellish trapping of Metallica within this shitty shell of the last decade’s music.
That or their progression of their bass players, from the awesome Cliff Burton to the adequate Jason Newstead to that God-awful mofo they have now. I can’t even hear anything he does, it’s just a tuneless drone.
Ten or so years ago, Penn and Teller had a variety-type on cable where they highlighted Las Vegas acts, with an occasional guest artist. On one show, they had a guy with a talking dog – and who doesn’t love a talking dog? – but then, the talking dog introduced the next act: Lou Reed. At that point, I realized, “Lou, baby, Velvet Underground was awesome, but you’re done. Go away. Please.”
Well, you got your wish.
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