I have a very dirty mind.
Shame on me.
Big deal. I always say, “I love you” that way…
Ive tried, but I just can’t seem to get the letters to stop dripping down her cheek…
Change your diet… That might help… *cough*
I KNEW that porn was all about love.
Who submitted this? Bedford FTW!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are so beautiful
Covered in my spooge
that should be:
‘Violets are huge’
This year, give her Pearls.
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