Start with some really crummy pizza.
What Do You Get For The Gal Who Has Everything?
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Start with some really crummy pizza.
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Good lord, considering the slow delivery and rude service you get from them when you’re onl ordering pizza, I cannot imagine what kind of clusterfuck the Pizza Hut proposal package would be!
Is that a bread stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I like how they just couldn’t possibly add the pizza in the $10,000 price. Cheap bastards.
You forgot to mention the TAX. Yes, Pizza Hut is still going to charge you tax after you spend $10,010.
Probably should throw in the antacids and divorce petition court fees as well.
I was thinking the same thing, though more along the lines of Immodium AD-strength. Maybe also throw in a case of toilet paper? Pizza Hut pizza is BAAAAD.
I honest-to-god didn’t believe you. I had to go to their site myself. Holy shit. And I thought my fancy first anniversary dinner at Red Lobster was lame.
I’m sorry Mr. Drywall, I will never doubt you again.
http://www.pizzahut.com/proposal.html
;P
Pizza is like sex; even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.
Marriage? Not so much.
Wow! A Pizza Hut Valentine’s? Somebody’s gettin’ laid!
“All delivered in 30 minutes or it’s FREE!”
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