As a person of the pale persuasion, I must say this:
Dear White People:
You can’t get away with saying things like “of shizle”, much less putting it on your car. It makes you, and by proxy, the rest of us look like a douche.
It’s not cute. Especially on a tiny little convertible.
Matter of fact, it’s so gay, it makes ME temporarily straight. I don’t like that sensation at ALL.
So in conclusion, don’t be a douche. You’re never going to have an “ethnic edge”.
My first serious girlfriend was so super pale I could see when she had to poop. She made Elvira look like George Peppard. She’d get sunburned during full moons. Goths pointed at her.
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As a person of the pale persuasion, I must say this:
Dear White People:
You can’t get away with saying things like “of shizle”, much less putting it on your car. It makes you, and by proxy, the rest of us look like a douche.
It’s not cute. Especially on a tiny little convertible.
Matter of fact, it’s so gay, it makes ME temporarily straight. I don’t like that sensation at ALL.
So in conclusion, don’t be a douche. You’re never going to have an “ethnic edge”.
Sincerely,
A Super Pale Lesbian
My first serious girlfriend was so super pale I could see when she had to poop. She made Elvira look like George Peppard. She’d get sunburned during full moons. Goths pointed at her.
She was pale.
I dug it.
“Mr. Ken? Barbie called and said that the car wash is finished with her Dream Car. She said you should pick it up. Yo.”
Ah, but how are we so sure the owner is white?
Come on. He is.
Because I took the picture, and saw him get out of his car.
White like a prison toothbrush shank. Betta recognize, Foo. Jeah.
^See; I can speak urban. Cuz I bought Dr. Dre’s “The Chronic” back during WW2.
Maybe he speaks jive?
Because it’s a Mazda Protege…
At least it’s not a pun on the word Pho.
Nothing says “Hard Ass From Da Skreet” like Mazda. Bweeee.
I love that Mazda owners think they’re driving a fucking Ferrari.
Not that shit number plates are any more acceptable with a Ferrari.