18 thoughts on “Do They Take Food Stamps?

  1. “Have a shameless Hussy in your life? Did she get knocked up because you were too stupid to wrap up? Now you can get all the supplies you need for your perfect Shotgun Wedding Day! Need a shotgun? WE HAVE THEM! Need a dress? WE HAVE THEM! Need beer? WE HAVE THAT TOO!!! One stop shopping for all your redneck wedding needs!!! Come on down to Hussey’s General Store. We know you at least have experience in THAT!”

  2. I grew up a mile from there in good ol’ Windsor, ME! Their slogan is “If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.” Makes me proud to see the glory of my home town on Winning at Everything!

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