Sean Penn is better than all of you. Remember that when you buy your capitalist greed from your corporate machines who rape the environment in order to power Fox News suburbia and oppress the poor.
The proletariat must seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeoisie! Fuck Yeah let’s do it Derp! We’ll form The Pee Party; our symbol will be a horse. With a short stool behind it.
Sean Penn has actually done a tremendous job in Haiti, and truly deserves recognition.
Having said that, ***insert Spiccoli joke here***
Yeah I’m lazy tonight.
I can’t get past how much of an asshole he is in his personal life.
Roger that dude.
And he was the first to realize Madonna wasn’t a blonde.
*urp* I just threw up on my human hair wooden butt plug a little…
Oh, I can assure you he wasn’t the first. Unless you think she was somehow able to wear a white dress legitimately on their wedding day.
I like how he beat up the photographers at the ceremony.
Every time I try to write something witty here, my fingers just type, “Sean Penn is a total douchebag.”
Haitians gonna Hait
Sean Penn is better than all of you. Remember that when you buy your capitalist greed from your corporate machines who rape the environment in order to power Fox News suburbia and oppress the poor.
Every time I club a baby seal, I imagine, in my mind, that it’s Sean Penn.
The proletariat must seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeoisie! Fuck Yeah let’s do it Derp! We’ll form The Pee Party; our symbol will be a horse. With a short stool behind it.
I’ve always wanted Mr. Hands to be our party mascot. It symbolizes what our party stands for: We’ll fuck you in the ass before it becomes illegal.