Makes sense if you think about it. Cocker Spaniels are one of the most inbred breeds of dogs because of their popularity. And the royal family? Well…they like that inbreeding too. Why go across the street when you can go across the hall, eh royals?
He’s going to be really upset when he finds out Cocker Spaniels are prone to Rage Syndrome. No, let me rephrase: I’M going to be really upset if there’s a news outlet reporting that HIS dog is afflicted with Rage Syndrome.
I just registered after months of reading bcause I had to say… the fact that the puppy “comes from a litter with a close family connection” is HILARIOUS. Of course the royals are related to pure-bred cocker spaniels. Just look at Harry’s hair.
Sure… tons of death, war, famine, and misery in the world… Or at the very least economic collapse, homelessness, and misery…
BUT TELL US ABOUT THE PUPPY OF AN IRRELEVANT MONARCHY!!!
If this was the Big News of The Day…it was a good day.
Now, if the headline was “William and Katy Have A Litter”…
Makes sense if you think about it. Cocker Spaniels are one of the most inbred breeds of dogs because of their popularity. And the royal family? Well…they like that inbreeding too. Why go across the street when you can go across the hall, eh royals?
You said “cocker”…
I’m only interested if it’s an “angry puppy.”
He’s going to be really upset when he finds out Cocker Spaniels are prone to Rage Syndrome. No, let me rephrase: I’M going to be really upset if there’s a news outlet reporting that HIS dog is afflicted with Rage Syndrome.
Just wait till it makes a mess on the 400 year old floor covering.
Rather than use shoddy newspapers, the royal pooch is smacked with original copies of Shakespeare’s Macbeth. OUT DAMN SPOT! #trufax
The name is yet to be announced and I just can’t wait. I’m sweating over here in anticipation. JUST HURRY UP AND TELL US THE NAME!!
I love the Royal family but FFS
We only keep the Royals on because the Americans lap it up so muchly…
I love the smell of dollars in the morning!
“much” would suffice, you don’t need to change the word to an adverb-look-a-like when it’s meaning remains.
I just registered after months of reading bcause I had to say… the fact that the puppy “comes from a litter with a close family connection” is HILARIOUS. Of course the royals are related to pure-bred cocker spaniels. Just look at Harry’s hair.
It will have to be Harry’s hair. We won’t be able to see William’s much longer.
Who the hell names a dog Widgeon?
I hope they enjoy it before the Queen drinks its blood.
That’s her secret.