17 thoughts on “I'M GOING TO NEED CONSTANT UPDATES

  1. Sure… tons of death, war, famine, and misery in the world… Or at the very least economic collapse, homelessness, and misery…

    BUT TELL US ABOUT THE PUPPY OF AN IRRELEVANT MONARCHY!!!

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  2. Makes sense if you think about it. Cocker Spaniels are one of the most inbred breeds of dogs because of their popularity. And the royal family? Well…they like that inbreeding too. Why go across the street when you can go across the hall, eh royals?

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  3. He’s going to be really upset when he finds out Cocker Spaniels are prone to Rage Syndrome. No, let me rephrase: I’M going to be really upset if there’s a news outlet reporting that HIS dog is afflicted with Rage Syndrome.

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  4. The name is yet to be announced and I just can’t wait. I’m sweating over here in anticipation. JUST HURRY UP AND TELL US THE NAME!!

    I love the Royal family but FFS

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  5. I just registered after months of reading bcause I had to say… the fact that the puppy “comes from a litter with a close family connection” is HILARIOUS. Of course the royals are related to pure-bred cocker spaniels. Just look at Harry’s hair.

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