I’d drive the shit out of that car.
That car’s the only “kitty” he’s gonna be saying hello to for a long time…
The pussy waggon for girls!
It’s sad- the chick who would drive this (what some call a) car- is dumb, annoying, all fake and probably slutty- but she’ll still get dudes “whoreship” her.
Somebody sounds jealous.
17 thumbs down!!! Hooray!
I probably shouldn’t want that car as much as I do…
I’ll go ahead and put myself in the Time Out corner now…..
I’ll join you! :D
I’ll join too. I mean, I hate the car but I love threesomes!
You’re not a BOY are you? Boys are yucky!
I’ll second that emotion. They have cooties. Ewwww…
My daughter thinks it’s the coolest car she’s ever seen. Of course, she’s only seven…
Nobody’s posted a “I rollin’, they hatin’…” comment yet? WTF?
…and, if this kid is driving this car around being all gangsta and he is still alive, he has got to be truly bad-assed. I salute you, Hello Kitty Boy.
I think he already has two black eyes.
No one be dissin’ his ride. Yo.
He’s got a lot to learn about women that are really into Hello Kitty.
Yo bitches, check out my pussy hybrid.
Is that code for “butthole”?
You crazy kids.
Actually, that’s code for the taint. It’s a hybrid for the b-hole and the v-hole. Meet in the middle, you get the pussy hybrid.
See, people want to kick his ass, but the subliminal power of the color pink lulls their aggressive instincts.
Plus, after a while you start to realize you don’t NEED to kick his ass. Look at his face; someone already gave him two black eyes.
That car suddenly looks much less Smart.
“For half the price of a LoJack, I can paint your car so that it’s never stolen again.
At Earl Scheib, we will paint any car for 39.95.”
Only a BMW Z4 convertible would make me question his manhood more.
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