HOLY FUCK SHE’S LET HERSELF GO…
For those of you who don’t know who that is…
Victoria Jackson was on Saturday Night Live 1986-1992…
Proving, once again, that I’m Olde Skoole because I recognized her immediately…
Yes, but now she’s become part of the batshit contingent of the right wing. Look up some of her recent videos; you’ll be beyond appalled. She thinks that we’re being overtaken by Sharia law.
She’s let herself go…
Apparently, it was a shorter trip to crazy than I thought…
Maybe this is all part of some brilliant avant garde performance.
She’s being overtaken by carbs.
Maybe she’s like Colbert only *way way* more convincing? #hopefully grasping at straws
Yeah, really has the Sally Struther’s “I just don’t care” thing down.
If he’s true to form, he’ll break the news to Wife #3 via text while she’s at a campaign function for him. Oh, and while she’s also battling some disease.
All of which qualifies him to not only dictate morals to the rest of us but also to be in charge of our health care.
The Republican solution to health care is “maybe your church will pass around the collection plate for you!”
And if you don’t belong to a church, you’re screwed.
Funny… that’s also their solution to homelessness, under employment, and sudden emergency!
ONE STOP ANSWERS!
I don’t know much about his health care policy but I do know he wants to put industry on the moon and then declare the population there a state in our country. He said he can get it done in two terms.
To paraphrase Tom Cullens,
“M-O-O-N…that spells hypocrite…My Laws Yes”.
Egads, I had an even more frightening thought…RUNNING MATE!
Oh please, Kim…
Like either of them run…
Well, run their mouths maybe.
I guess that’ll be wife #4, and the first wife with a bigger head than his.
File this under “MEDICAL FACT”: Newt is a Macrocephalic Sycophant:
JAMES “BUBBA” BALL, High School Football Coach: Newt was a boy that came in that had never played football and really wasn’t given a lot of athletic talent. But he came onto the field, wanted to play football. And we had a little trouble getting a helmet that would fit him. Auburn didn’t have one. Tech didn’t have one, Alabama, Troy State. So we had to call Rudell and they had to make up a special helmet.
LINDA TILTON: Newt has a large head and there were no helmets in Columbus that would fit Newt except for these 1940 football … these leather things with the little earflaps, I gather. This is what Jim’s story always was, anyway.
Silly DarkSock, Newtie doesn’t need a helmet. His ego provides enough cushion to handle a crash landing on the moon.
She looks like she just ate Sally Struthers.
Who was covered in Paula Dean…
Paula Deen insided Sally Struthers inside Victoria Jackson…
^It’d be like a Turducken…without the -ucken.
I <3 you, Dark Sock.
Plenty of “UCK” if you ask me. Maybe call it a “Paulsalkson?
This is the best website ever, Ms. BH:
Oh…erm, I mean the FOURTH best website ever. (Sorry Bronc, Helen, Jay “DB1” Louis. And eat it, Maddox; you don’t update enough).
Maddox is OK, but kind of one-note after a while.
Dark Sock (which almost came out “cock”)
YOU ARE AWESOME AND HAVE AMUSED ME GREATLY.
Why aren’t you a part of the Regretsy forums? AND IF YOU ARE WHY AREN’T WE PALS YET???
Get thee hence…
I wound up here via Regretsy, which is just about the mightiest website ever.
But believe it or not, I was thumbed down like an ADHD kid’s boogers on the back of the short bus’s driver’s seat. Lemon_Bombs I ain’t. I probably should have kept the human-equine inner-micturation thing to myself. Eh well.
I’m mighty happy posting in this little pond and the hot chicks w’ d’bags site, and happily lurking on Regretsy. Which right now is featuring a road kill butt plug. Damn I love that site.
If this were the French Revolution they’d have to put a Chevy 350 short block on the guillotine blade to make it through the massive neck meat required to hold up those massive noggins.
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