I really hope Lamarck was wrong.
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That’s just wrong. Her top is too tight, and she has a muffin top fat rolls coming out at her arm pits. Gross.
just because someone is different, doesn’t mean they’re gross. and she has the muffin top effect because she is sitting. corsets compress things differently when you’re sitting verses when you’re standing.
It doesn’t necessarily mean they’re gross, no.
But this one is.
Wrong. I’ve been wearing corsets for years, and that is an incredibly ill-fitted garment she’s wearing. I’m a much bigger woman than she is, and never have I looked that gross in a corset, sitting, standing, or laying down. Perhaps she’s wearing an improperly fitted corset because she spent too much time and money on weird horn implants and white contact lenses.
If corsets made someone look that awful when sitting, schoolkids would grow up believing that everyone from a hundred or so years ago had four boobs. Two in front, and two behind the pits.
Don’t be stupid. This person (I’m honestly not convinced this is a girl) is wearing something that’s far too tight across the top. The top, at the very least. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bottom looks just as bulgy.
Hm. And that was not supposed to be a reply to you, but to the original stupid comment above.
She looks like she may have had her spine removed, that’s why the top of her torso looks like it’s slumped down and spilling over all around. Clearly, one body mod too far.
I’ve never before seen someone hunch so bad, while scrunching their shoulders up so much. All while wearing a garment that OUGHT to keep you from slouching.
My ego appreciates the fact that my snarky comment has started a convo about corsets and fat flaps.
I can’t believe you got voted down 22 times over corsetry inaccuracy… that’s funny. Do it again and I’ll set my goth tailor on you.
‘The Corsetry Inaccuracy’. Sounds like an episode of Big Bang Theory.
She missed a spot.
I have a totally-not-gay “broner” for Bronc’s Hark A Vagrant reference. Even though I had to check Wikipedia to get Kate Beaton’s joke.
Star Trek has new aliens?
Sir, I believe we are getting readings of hostile life forms…
Star Trek? Bah…she’s from Star Wars:
“Neh Jabba no bada.”
“Die Wanna Wanga.”
And if any of you actually know where those quotes came from, then you need to come over to my basement; Momma will ‘wave us up some sweet pepperoni hot pockets and we’ll theorize what girls feel like over a few 20 oz. Mountain Dews, then touch each other’s moobs when she’s upstairs.
Like Vikings.
Psssh.
Bib Fortuna.
Both of you are fantastic, nerdy, Star Wars people.
Soon you will learn to appreciate my moob…
Buncha scruffy nerf herders…
Is it me, or is that nose just tattooed onto the face?
I’d hit it.
Until it backed off.
She must’ve had the worst dad EVER.
3 not-unfunny comments on one thread.
You’ve changed, man…
You sold out hard DarkSock. All for some yuks.
You cut me derp. I mean, deep. Derp. Damn.
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You said “hard”…
That is one horny beast
I think she has very low self-esteem.
Maybe she’s a self-eSteem-Punk.
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Well, Gonzo, that put an end to my funny streak.
I regret nothing.
Get ’em outa your system in January, you got a whole other 11 months to disgust soccer moms with abject filth!
Here’s to a great year!
I just want to know one thing: what on EARTH does she do for a living? Some people can’t get jobs because they have tattoos just on their arms!
Most people who have this much work can only get work as tattoo artists/piercers. So they’re living what they know, I guess.
She actually seems like a cool person. She did this after leaving a very abusive relationship and said that this look represents her freedom to do and be whatever she wants. She also said that she has a tattoo of her kids staring at her ex-husband and judging him. Wow.
Dammit, ReeRee, leave Mrs. Sock out of this.