Unbeknownst to Jim, Margaret was wearing her “I <3 slugging douchebags with my giant purse" panties. He'd find out though; he'd find out.
I love how so many of the funniest comments here play out like a Far Side cartoon.
Pick any one:
I think you are beautiful just the way you are.
It’s ok, cause I like fat bitches.
Yeah, that ought to be the one to get me laid!
Also winning at pushup bras. Wonder how far those things will bounce when she takes them out.
Not as far as her arms.
At least she’s wearing a bra. God. Do you know how many big women I see who refuse to wear any kind of bra at all? I’d rather see a tight push up bra than boobs at their waist line.
Finally – winning at everyone in this picture is too old for the festival scene.
Winning at taking a picture of someone taking a picture.
Piception… Is that still a thing? No, okay.
Ironic tee-shirt? Check.
Picture-in-Picture “Meta” picture taking? Check.
Cheep beer? Check.
Crappy black plastic glasses? Check.
Skinny jean..er…anything? ….. Fail…
Dude… you were this close to being a hipster.
You got lucky, douche. VEEEEEERY lucky.
He still needs to down his beer before working up the courage to say “Hello”.
Hold on…we’re supposed to talk to them?? Jesus, that sure explains a lot.
Winning at crucifix wearing. Another young man for Jebus.
..or just skeered of vampires.
I have a feeling he already reeled her in even before the picture was taken.
Oh well, there had to be someone out there even for her…
What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at that smiling when he’s trying to drink. He really does love fat bitches…
If by “Fat Bitches” he means “Urine Samples” I would find this photo supremely satisfying.
THis is the traditional way of holding your drink, in the douchbag society…
Poor douche was so disappointed when, after paying for her dinner, he discovered that she was nice and not bitchy.
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