Jocko looked at the bananas, so tantalizingly close, but so unobtainable, and then at the vapid girl with her silly camera phone and thought, “When Caesar gets here, I am so totally fucking you up, bitch.” +42 Log in to Reply
Our Non Homo sapiens Overlords will not be pleased when they come across this picture… +7 Log in to Reply
He should be happy there’s glass there. You never want to be attacked with bananas… Sorry, Monty python reference …. +3 Log in to Reply
That animal is going to eat her face if he ever gets the chance. I can tell.
Monkey: “Damn you, poo-proof glass…damn you.“
Jocko looked at the bananas, so tantalizingly close, but so unobtainable, and then at the vapid girl with her silly camera phone and thought, “When Caesar gets here, I am so totally fucking you up, bitch.”
Our Non Homo sapiens Overlords will not be pleased when they come across this picture…
And which one’s in a cage?
“They’re not ripe enough. I’ll wait.”
He should be happy there’s glass there. You never want to be attacked with bananas…
Sorry, Monty python reference ….
See? This is why I HATE pink, girls in pink are cruel bitches…
Yes, yes they are.
*wears a lot of pink*
You show me yours and I’ll show you mine?
Kid, stop teasing that monkey or it’s gonna go ape-shit on your ass!… (hopefully)
Apologies for the pun usage. I couldn’t resist ^_^
“…because I loathe bananas”