Of course the baby’s thinking “Psshhh… I do this shit ON THE DAILY! It’s that walking shit I haven’t gotten mastered yet…”
This is just begging for a Full Metal Jacket reference, but why go for a cheap laugh like that?
Then again, why not: “DO YOU WANT YOUR MOMMY?? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY?? YOU’RE A DISGUSTING LITTLE FAT BODY, PRIVATE POOPY-PANTS!!”
The girl has horrible form, but I’ll give her credit for not doing those girly from-the-knees pushups.
The baby, however, is gonna have an awesome core.
“Hurry kids; up to the door before the ship lists any further!”
It’s never too soon, when the joke’s good enough…
Tell that to Gilbert Godfrey.
Man, Gonzo, if this site were a sausage party that joke would be in yellow already.
Damn you people and your good taste…Damn You I Say!
“Next, we’ll do ’em One Handed!”
That carpet looks really comfy. I’d like to take a barefoot walk across it.
My carpet is shite.
“This is how Daddy relaxes while Mom does the house work, kids!”
“First one to the chocolate doughnut gets it…Ready, Set…”
And this is how you come home after 8 drinks too many.
Winning at Dawwww….. Also winning at good examples while they are young.
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