Oh shit. The most boring game in the world. Do you know what it’s like to be forced to watch this on tv every weekend, because there are only two tv stations and both are showing cricket? Thank technology for options.
golf is more boring than cricket..
Golf was created so the US would have something boring enough to compete with cricket.
Yeah I think golf is more boring.
Golf is certainly tedium cubed. However, it is played in some very pretty places. If they’d just do more scenery an less of people in ugly clothes squatting it might be tolerable. I grew up in Florida and was always cheered when there was an alligator in the water hazard issue; made it much more interesting on the nightly news! (plus, I now knew who to cheer for — the gator).
Curling. Need I say more?
At least it’s totally acceptable to drink beer whilst curling ;)
CURLING IS AWESTEIN!!!
They missed out though… the little pusher things should be called “Irons” so that straight men would have to talk about their “Curling Irons”
Like your reasoning MsBitchHands although, even without the name change, I’m all in favor of a game that teaches men how to use a broom.
I heartily endorse any sport that allows Drinking. That’s why I love Curling and Bowling.
Cricket is like sex- it’s only really great when you understand what’s going on.
hehe… you could always go outside!
At least Golf is an understandable game. I don’t think Cricket really has any rules. They just make it up as they go along to confuse and annoy the rest of us.
Mitch played his best on the cricket field in spite of his angry red inflamed nostril goiter.
Proof that Cricket guarantees balls to the face… One way or the other…
So…”Cricket” is cockney slang for “State Penitentiary”?
One of my favourite cricket terms is ‘the corridor of uncertainty’. It sounds like a bad R.L. Stine book.
Or a bad Tom Clancy novel.
^Oops…that was redundant…like “shitty Michael Bay film”.
Golf is like watching old people fornicate – pretty dry and uninteresting.
And it’s a great waste of good pastureland. Lastly, the amount of chemicals dumped on golf courses is exponentially higher than what is spread on farms, but you don’t hear environmentalists complaining for some odd reason.
Never thought to watch “elder porn”……..really.
Sweet ass band name.
Dammit Derp stop downthumbing me
Is the guy it the cricket photo texting? Is the game that boring to players, too?
If you can’t appreciate Test Cricket then you don’t deserve lungs. It is glorious.
I’m pretty butthurt about all of this cricket criticism.
FYI, Basketball is pretty boring. A bunch of pathetically overly-macho guys spend a long time doing very repetitive things and then one team wins by like 88-90…
With a couple of tweaks (introducing a Team Knife, and perhaps giving outfielders each a Team Pistol (small caliber, .22 perhaps) with a single round in it) I think Cricket could become a runaway success.
How is that ball behind his face protector? Is that photoshop? Because I don’t see any way it could’ve gone there through the bars.
That’s what I was trying to figure out! Don’t they measure dimesions and flexibility when considering the bars in the first place?
It hit him hard enough to knock his boner sideways.
One of the rules of cricket is that the ball has to bounce before it gets to the batsman. The ball has the potential to do this – bounce up and under the bottom bar and still hit the batsman in the face. I’ll get my coat……………
Golf is like watching old people fornicate. Dry, and uninteresting.
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