I Found Something Worse Than Christian Heavy Metal
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WINNING AT EVERYTHING
Winning At Everything
It’s like P.O.D. meets Vanilla Ice.
I’m Christian and finds this ridiculous. This is just stupid!
Now you know how most of us feel about Christianity.
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-UNIT!!!!
He’s got the street cred from all of those stab wounds in His body. Rose from the dead? Don’t call it a comeback.
Street cred – word! Every Christian knows that JC was a blood. If the Bible doesn’t convince you check out all the red he wore.
Th’ 4-1-1 on th’ Nazz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po82RwFrHWk&t=30s
I’m very thankful for that second P, otherwise it would just be very offensive
Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Judea, born and raised, in the Temple, is where I spent some of my days.
Kicking out taxmen, relaxing, no fool – I was stunning all the teachers inside the Torah-school.
When a couple of goys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
I got on one little cross and my dad got scared and said I’m ascending you to heaven to ignore all the prayers!
Dum-tee-duh/dum, DUM DUM DUM…
I want your internet babies. We can raise them Bluish (Black+Jewish), as befits your musical stylings.
I’ll join that internet harem…
Of course, I’m not putting out…
BUT I COOK LIKE WOAH!
They’d be black where it matters most.
(In their souls)
Word.
“I’ll make a Djimmi joke about your MoMo that you might not like!”
Oh wait, that’s the other one…
Should say ‘dhimmi joke’… FML.