Luther was crushed when, during a frisky nipple-biting moment, his lover farted and flew out the window. Log in to Reply
He really knows how to pleasure a woman. As long as it’s a woman that’s non-sentient and technically doesn’t exist. Log in to Reply
Hey!!! OUR INTERNET MARRIAGE IS JUST FINE!!! I occasionally allow my hands to be less bitchy and type sweet sweet absolutely nothing to him! HE ENJOYS MY SILENCE! Log in to Reply
(See also, we’re not actually married and don’t actually know each other outside of this particular medium… and also I’m a Lesbian… ^_^) Log in to Reply
Raymond learned a hard lesson about combining hydrogen-filled love dolls with his smoking habit. Log in to Reply
From the look of his wall decor (is that not a Saddam Hussein bumper sticker?), why isn’t this tagged “foreign things are funny” Bronc? Log in to Reply
Be careful with that flame, young man!
Luther was crushed when, during a frisky nipple-biting moment, his lover farted and flew out the window.
Did you know that the blow up doll is a thick white woman? LOL stereotypes.
The best part of the relationship is that they both give a good blow…
He really knows how to pleasure a woman. As long as it’s a woman that’s non-sentient and technically doesn’t exist.
I married one of those…
*ouch*
Heyo!!
Is that what you call MsBitchHands? For shame.
Hey!!! OUR INTERNET MARRIAGE IS JUST FINE!!!
I occasionally allow my hands to be less bitchy and type sweet sweet absolutely nothing to him!
HE ENJOYS MY SILENCE!
(See also, we’re not actually married and don’t actually know each other outside of this particular medium…
and also I’m a Lesbian… ^_^)
Raymond learned a hard lesson about combining hydrogen-filled love dolls with his smoking habit.
He’s got Shaq’s eyes.
That’s disgusting!! What sicko would buy sheets in that color?
From the look of his wall decor (is that not a Saddam Hussein bumper sticker?), why isn’t this tagged “foreign things are funny” Bronc?
at least he’s somewhat gentleman- allowed the girl to stay until the morning…