This is harder to do with a Kindle.
Who would pay money for the kindle version? Or are they just preloading this shit now?
what can you do to this book without improving it?
except for reading it of course…
Make a movie out of it? Nope!
Norman Mailer books are especially good if you have a long night of drinking ahead of you.
Or Fyodor Dostoevsky if you just want to black it all out.
And you thought that I had a sentimental attachment to the family Bible? Ha, ha, we are Irish and, despite being Catholic, I am reading the King Jameson’s version.
My sculpture class had a FIT when I wanted to destroy that piece of shit.
I still think I should have just made a roll of toilet paper with it.
Although would probably be the worst toilet paper ever….
TP with sparkles?
“About three things I was Absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a sparkly douchebag that was made to appeal to mindless twats.
Second, there was a part of him — and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be — that thirsted for cock and cheap booze… OR small portions of good booze. Really, any booze would do. AND A LOT OF COCK.
And third, that I was unconditionally, and irrevocably drunk off my ass to sit through reading this quote long enough to modify it thusly…”
I HAVE A FOURTH THING
That book would have been less abrasive as toilet paper…
Oh, a turd goddess!! How organic, how wombynly, how like things that you see on Etsy! Post that sucker with a $50 price tag and bask in buyer stupidity.
It’s barn-poo, too
I AM FOREVER TEAM JOHNNIE!
Doing it wrong. It should be hollowed out for a gun, so you can shoot yourself for desecrating the greatest book ever written about sparkly vampires.
I’m sorry but Black Label doesn’t belong in a Twilight book.
Hollowed out Twilight = Sailor Jerry
Black Label belongs on a stage, fronted by Zakke Fuccen Wylde:
That’s really a bottle of hair gel. Anyone who wears it will look like Rob Pattinson. Even the guys too!
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