And then there are idiot adults that give THEMSELVES stupid ass names.
You would think things would be going well for Hugh G Wrecksionz.
Hollywood is either going to have a surge in open therapists’ jobs or a rush on the courts to change names pretty soon. Poor Blue Ivy and Pilot Inspektor.
The kids of rich celebrities are exempt from the list. They’ll do just fine, I’m sure.
I’d marry Moon Unit Zappa.
Damn… Just as I was about to name myself “Meetmy Bitchands”
Wait… THAT WOULD MAKE ME EVEN MORE AWESTEIN!!!
Eh… Who am I kidding… I’m happy to be a FJL!!!
“Meetmy Bitchhands”… I got H happy and then deleted one too many….
MAH HANDS WORK AGAINST ME!
This is why if I ever have a daughter, I would name her Fatty Fart Pants McCatHoarder. That way I’ll never have to worry about her being with boys.
So will she have two middle names or two last names(Pants-McCatHoarder)?
Scratch that. Her name will be Fatty Fart Pants Sharia Law McCatHoarder. I need to make sure she doesn’t doink a Republican. They don’t believe in birth control.
Well, my first girlfriend, Jenny Talia Indy E. Sophagus, never had that problem.
Or my first fiance, Carmen MeeMouth.
My college roommate, Indy Buddocks, had a hard time until he went to prison for forgery and met his cell-mate, Ben Dover-Bwee
Whatever you do, don’t tell these goofballs that dumb names are a roadblock to your kids’ wellbeing.
On Be-Bop’s facebook page to his friend Conor:
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Lol I’m alright. Living in Madison, WI, right now. I think I tried spelling your name with 2 n’s and had trouble finding you before. I found you looking through Tony Darnell’s friend list.
November 17, 2011 at 11:33am.
(I am not making this shit up).
If your parents gave you a stupid name, it could be that maybe you INHERITED your stupidity rather than your name causing it. How scientific are these studies? Test the parents IQ.
Of course, maybe your parents naming you something stupid IS their IQ test……
OK I’m sure I’m not the first to notice it but, WHAT THE FUCK UP WITH THE EASTER BUNNY?
Why is that there?
I just don’t get it.
Half the fun of putting the credits on porn movies was making up the production crew’s names.
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