18 thoughts on “I BLAME GWYNETH PALTROW

  1. You would think things would be going well for Hugh G Wrecksionz.

    Hollywood is either going to have a surge in open therapists’ jobs or a rush on the courts to change names pretty soon. Poor Blue Ivy and Pilot Inspektor.

  2. Damn… Just as I was about to name myself “Meetmy Bitchands”

    Wait… THAT WOULD MAKE ME EVEN MORE AWESTEIN!!!

    Eh… Who am I kidding… I’m happy to be a FJL!!!

    CF4L BITCHES!

  3. On Be-Bop’s facebook page to his friend Conor:

    Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Lol I’m alright. Living in Madison, WI, right now. I think I tried spelling your name with 2 n’s and had trouble finding you before. I found you looking through Tony Darnell’s friend list.
    November 17, 2011 at 11:33am.

    (I am not making this shit up).

  4. If your parents gave you a stupid name, it could be that maybe you INHERITED your stupidity rather than your name causing it. How scientific are these studies? Test the parents IQ.

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