Hey look she’s kinda cute in a Tony-Blair-with-girly-bits kinda way. And what’s the big deal with havin’ a couple of brew-ha-ha’s while sporting a baby bump anyway? My mom smoked like a Mexican Space Shuttle and drank like Dom Delouise after a 100-yard dash when she carried me in her womb, and look at me! I’m slicker than cream corn from the socket of Davis.
……
Mom????
At least she knows some of us are destined to go to business school.
Damn Mom, maybe if you gave up your nightly PBR….
…then Junior wouldn’t exist.
Hey look she’s kinda cute in a Tony-Blair-with-girly-bits kinda way. And what’s the big deal with havin’ a couple of brew-ha-ha’s while sporting a baby bump anyway? My mom smoked like a Mexican Space Shuttle and drank like Dom Delouise after a 100-yard dash when she carried me in her womb, and look at me! I’m slicker than cream corn from the socket of Davis.
I rest my case.
Getting free food, clothing, shelter plus entertainment perks and an education for 18 years is Stupid? Call me a Dunce, but I want to do that AGAIN.
Me too. Let’s go knock over a bank and get caught.
Dibs on top bunk!