1. Why is it always WHITE vans? Is it in the pedophile handbook or something?
2. Surely I’m not the only one out there trying really hard NOT to imagine what the interior paint job looks like when that hatch opens?
Most commercial vehicles are white. When a company wants to upgrade, they sell their old vehicles cheap, and they don’t care what you want to do with them.
Yeah…like we needed more proof that the Weird-Shit-O-Meter is always stuck on “11” in Japan.
The Asian version of “goatse” I would guess. Uncomfortable….
My daughter is so NEVER going to Japan.
This is asking for rear-end collisions from tailgating pedophiles.
And as far as I’m concerned, all tailgaters are pedophiles, necrophiliacs, frottage-fiends and New Hampshirans.
Thumbs up because what you say is probably true. Bonus points for appropriate use of ‘frottage’ in a sentence.
“…and that’s when the bus driver noticed he’d been closely followed by a strange-looking vehicle for the last several blocks…”
No… srsly…
I rescind my previous contemplation on putting out…
*…feverishly Googles “rescind”…*
“TAXI!!!! Follow that bus…and tampon it!”
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I’m sorry…
Oooh! Those have the BEST candy!
Oh god, Japan. -.- Even though you’re really conservative and polite…
1. Why is it always WHITE vans? Is it in the pedophile handbook or something?
2. Surely I’m not the only one out there trying really hard NOT to imagine what the interior paint job looks like when that hatch opens?
Most commercial vehicles are white. When a company wants to upgrade, they sell their old vehicles cheap, and they don’t care what you want to do with them.
Scary, isn’t it?
Sometimes the only appropriate reaction is ‘eeewwwwwwww’.