As the girlfriend of a guy that keeps rat and corn snakes as a hobby/trade (for over 20 years), I have to say this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen a corn snake do.
I am so turned on right now.
Oh, it’s all fun and games until the snake’s balls get caught in your piercing.
Snakes DO have balls, right?
The Corn Snake is doing the smart thing by leaving.
Poor snake, it’s probably grossed out by that guy. And am I the only one who thinks that mouth looks like the attachment point on a vacuum?
Sure, it’s starts with corn snakes, but then it becomes pythons, and boas, and before you know it you’re getting tag teamed by anacondas.
I guess I’m just a wee bit confused by the mouth-hole thing… I can’t even bloody tell what it is I’m looking at! Like the snake; creepy dude, though.
“Sucking the trouser snake?”
Dude, you’re doing it wrong… Even my lesbian self knows THAT…
Right in the corn hole.
So basically this guy is the embodiment of every horrifying snake scene in Indiana Jones.
Fucking soulless ginger…
He gives new definition to ” one eyed snake in between the lips”
I never really understood that lower lip hole thing. How do people keep saliva, food, drink and snakes in ?
I cannot fathom why someone would deliberately turn their face into a replica of a commode-view of Conan O’Brien’s anguished rectal spew as he sits down almost too late on the U-shaped public toilet seat after drunkenly partaking far too deeply of the Hard Rock Casino’s rancid all-you-can-eat bottomless Corn Chowder soup station at 3:00 am, long after the sous chef went home to the cheating wife he hates.
This might have been funny if you didn’t taint the name of Conan O’Brien! I grovel at his lanky feet.
You are just as guilty as I now of co-existing Conan with taint imagery in the minds eye.
But you’re right. Danny Bonnoduci woulda been funnier. Or Carrot Top.
Sorry, Team CoCo.
Wow. I think corn snakes are amazing but I sure as hell wouldn’t shove one through my piercings.
If you can wood-burn that sentence onto a plank of barn wood there’s a C-note in it for you…convo me.
Alright dude, it’s time to just get it over with, just say it, “I hate myself”, once more, “I hate myself”, there doesn’t that feel better?
The amazing thing is that every weird attachment to this dude’s face, including the snake, was preceded by the thought:”This is gonna be pretty cool”.
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