21 thoughts on “Never Nude

    • He’s probably a little worried about the balance thing, you know…wouldn’t want to topple onto that hot kettle. Smell of belly hair burning, etc…

  1. If this picture was taken at 2:16am, my mind can construct a scenario at allows me to accept this. If it’s 2:16pm…well, fuck. It’s just too troubling to think about…

    • Oh my God! I didn’t even notice the cupcake one! Now, it takes a man with serious self-confidence to have a cupcake tattooed on his arm. The heels he can take off (though likely not the spanx), but that cupcake’s there to stay.

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