You people have jaded me. All I thought when I saw this was “I’d go up a size if I were him.”
My first thought was, “Is that a crocheted cupcake? Cute!”
Mine was, “There is no way in HELL I’d stand that close to a stove in those heels; I’d fall and kill myself.”
Well there’s no denying that the gold shorts DO effectively hide his thunder.
I suspect he’s a dong-taper.
I suspect he’d tape your dong.
No no, TAP, Tap your dong. That’s what he’d do.
This is what the lead singer of my dream band would look like.
He had me at Gold Spanx.
You realize that Gold Spanx and the Dong Tapers would be a great name for a cross-over rockabilly/thrash metal band?
Way ahead of you, Skipper.
I like the cut of your jib, Mister…
Sick minds think alike, bro…
Once he got them on, he couldn’t take them off.
I’m kinda jealous of his shoes. But he needs to kick one leg back if he’s going for the classic pin up girl pose.
He’s probably a little worried about the balance thing, you know…wouldn’t want to topple onto that hot kettle. Smell of belly hair burning, etc…
Where’s the frilly apron and cocktail dress? He has no sense of history.
And pearls. Where’s the pearls?
If this picture was taken at 2:16am, my mind can construct a scenario at allows me to accept this. If it’s 2:16pm…well, fuck. It’s just too troubling to think about…
his face of one of a terrorist,
but the body… oh the body (:
this is “casual friday” at the taliban
He has some seriously awesome tattoos. Loving the pink skull and the cupcake on the other arm.
Oh my God! I didn’t even notice the cupcake one! Now, it takes a man with serious self-confidence to have a cupcake tattooed on his arm. The heels he can take off (though likely not the spanx), but that cupcake’s there to stay.
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