Let’s be fair to Sinead. You don’t want to marry someone who interferes when you’re trying to score weed. A gal’s got to have her priorities in order.
THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
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You would think she would have her Maid of Honor take care of that.
Did they not meet before the wedding?
Pretty sure she gave that last blurb while high. It didn’t make a lick of sense.
“My husband was enormously wounded very badly affected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward and very badly affected by…..” *head explodes*
I love a good Strong Bad reference. Will you marry me?
I would have suspected incompatibility from the start, given the fact that he has a light bulb in the place of an actual human head.
Wait…she does too…Hmmm.
Wonder if she’ll ask the Pope for an annulment?
“Within three hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behavior of certain people in my husband’s life”
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Uh, yeah; certain bald-headed has-beens with a tattoo on their leathery throat and distant Prince covers that charted 25 years in the past…
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Bald-headed ol’ BiPolar Bear.
Guess it didn’t take her long to get him out of her hair.
So does the maid of honor have to assume the marriage, the way a Second takes the place of a guy who chickens out of a duel?
P.S. – kudos to DarkSock on your great comments on several stories.
DarkSock? Whatever, he gets more thumbs down than Larry King fighting Anderson Silva in the Roman Colosseum
I get more thumbs down than a Micheal Bay movie marathon at a film critic’s convention.