1. Pretty sure she gave that last blurb while high. It didn’t make a lick of sense.

    “My husband was enormously wounded very badly affected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward and very badly affected by…..” *head explodes*

  2. Within three hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behavior of certain people in my husband’s life
    Uh, yeah; certain bald-headed has-beens with a tattoo on their leathery throat and distant Prince covers that charted 25 years in the past…
    Bald-headed ol’ BiPolar Bear.

  3. Guess it didn’t take her long to get him out of her hair.
    So does the maid of honor have to assume the marriage, the way a Second takes the place of a guy who chickens out of a duel?

    P.S. – kudos to DarkSock on your great comments on several stories.

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