Next thing you know they’ll be warning us not to walk in front of cars or run with scissors Log in to Reply
Bull. Shit. If it’s a bank or car maker that’s gonna go bust, invest heavily. They’ll get a bailout and their stock prices will go up. I am the 1%. Log in to Reply
Shit. That’s so crazy it just might work! Time to sell my stock in extra-rough toilet paper. Log in to Reply
This makes me question my stock options in New Coke. And Kim Kardashian Wedding First Anniversary Commemorative plates. And Kim Jung Ill 2012 Golf Tourney mugs. Log in to Reply
Wait…this can’t be legit…if you say the author’s name out loud it sounds like “Hairy Dumb-Ass”. If this is true…my life is now affirmed. Log in to Reply
Hmm, wonder if I could get a guest column. What do you guys think about this? Buy low, sell high. Log in to Reply
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?!?
Next thing you know they’ll be warning us not to walk in front of cars or run with scissors
Bull. Shit. If it’s a bank or car maker that’s gonna go bust, invest heavily. They’ll get a bailout and their stock prices will go up.
I am the 1%.
Shit. That’s so crazy it just might work! Time to sell my stock in extra-rough toilet paper.
If I invest in a company it’s pretty much guaranteed to go bankrupt.
This makes me question my stock options in New Coke. And Kim Kardashian Wedding First Anniversary Commemorative plates.
And Kim Jung Ill 2012 Golf Tourney mugs.
Wait…this can’t be legit…if you say the author’s name out loud it sounds like “Hairy Dumb-Ass”.
If this is true…my life is now affirmed.
Hmm, wonder if I could get a guest column. What do you guys think about this? Buy low, sell high.
And don’t stuff your cash into raging bonfires.
Anyone else notice Michael Jacksons arm on the side?
Ah, the Santa Cruz Sentinel. Such a shitty newspaper. And that is his real name.