And just for confirmation there’s that other sign, which I’ll just assume is lispy Engrish for “penis”.
“Now boarding for Breaston, Penistone, Twatt, Lickey Hole, Six Mile Bottom, Pant, Lord Herefords Knob, Brown Tongue, Giddy Horn, Cold Blow…and Cuc-a-Monga!”
You left out Hotpants on CherryBottom
You also forgot Bell End
Oh dear gods, I hope that’s the sign on Platform 9 3/4…
OH HERMIONE…. I’M TOO CLOSE TO THE EEEEEEDGE!
“I hear the train. It’s coming… it’s coming… it’s coming…”
Freudian Station is a dangerous place; the doughnut and kielbasa delivery train lunges out of the tunnel into the platform and sprays hot white steam everywhere. Then it takes 20 minutes before it can get underway again.
And it has big hairy balls on it.
You see, that last part was too much, wasn’t it? That step too far. I need to learn restraint.
In my pants.
LOL!!! havent been here in a while.
I missed thumbing you .
Blowjob! There. I said it.
It’s a trap. They’ll run a train on you.
Tugga tugga, tugga tugga BLEW BLEW
Apparently the sign makers didn’t watch “Mythbusters” – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_%282006_season%29#Train_Suction
Reminds me that I just don’t understand “Metrosexuals.” The DC Metro has to be one dirtiest, stuffiest places to try to have sex. Get a room.
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