doo-doo…for some reason that phrase, with me since I was a fetus, now seems insanely and outrageously silly; not on a juvenile level but on a dada-esque plane.
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Say it with me: “Doo-Doo”. “Doo-Doo”.
. doodoo.
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DOODOO.
Personally, I’ve told the cops around the statehouse here in Cola that I can’t promise they wouldn’t have to arrest me for civil disobedience, but I sure as hell could promise that I’d make inappropriate comments the entire time.
“Oooohhhh… Officer…. My safeword is Shame… You know, I often require at least a dinner before I let someone slap on the cuffs…”
Now, that’s a satisfied man.
That’s the look of a satisfied man who let out a massive fart but did not leave a doo doo stain.
Looks like you’re all occupying the thumbs down button.
The only think you people hate worse than doo doo dung butter is homophobia.
It is unnecessary for me to point out that Doo Doo Dung Butter is an epic band name, but I just did so I must now apologize.
doo-doo…for some reason that phrase, with me since I was a fetus, now seems insanely and outrageously silly; not on a juvenile level but on a dada-esque plane.
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Say it with me: “Doo-Doo”. “Doo-Doo”.
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doodoo.
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DOODOO.
Passive resistance at it’s finest and most comfortable. Kudos, good sir.
He’s so zen about it!!
Personally, I’ve told the cops around the statehouse here in Cola that I can’t promise they wouldn’t have to arrest me for civil disobedience, but I sure as hell could promise that I’d make inappropriate comments the entire time.
“Oooohhhh… Officer…. My safeword is Shame… You know, I often require at least a dinner before I let someone slap on the cuffs…”
My safeword is “More!”.
I need a new safeword…
“Before hauling me off to jail, how about just once around the park?”
Can’t believe it takes the three cops…guy only weighs a buck and a quarter.
Vargas seems really amazed by this guys shoes.
Nah, Vargas is gauging the height of the dumpster, just out of range.
But seriously, shouldn’t the cops be arresting the real crooks looking down smugly from the corporate towers?
To paraphrase astute asshole Joseph Stalin, “The theft of one dollar is a crime; the theft of millions is corporate banking”.
Winning at police hospitality
Police brutality – you’re doing it wrong