As a vertically challenged person, the idea that a safety device on a car might actually decapitate me is rather troubling. I think I’ll take my chances with this one.
If you’re going to provide a worthless air bag, at least make it a fully-inflated whoopie cushion. If your skull is going to be cracked open on the steering wheel, at least make it sound like a fart.
As a vertically challenged person, the idea that a safety device on a car might actually decapitate me is rather troubling. I think I’ll take my chances with this one.
This car has a Crumple Zone, too. The Crumple Zone is the other car it runs into.
There’s also a sturdy rope on the driver’s peach bucket. Bucket ain’t screwed down, but still…
I see you upgraded to an airbag, will that be paper or plastic?
I always wondered what happened to Mr Haney’s car from Green Acres…
If you’re going to provide a worthless air bag, at least make it a fully-inflated whoopie cushion. If your skull is going to be cracked open on the steering wheel, at least make it sound like a fart.
I think my cracking skull would make a fart noise regardless.
I think it actually says “hair bag”, and belongs to Ron Jeremy.