Do they call them “pap smears” because of the sound it makes? I have this mental picture of an OB/GYN, hunched over a bucket of medical goop, pulling a fistful of jelly-like substance into his palm and then *PAP*…then they smear it around your tooterbug and if it turns yellow you’re pregnant or something.
Your baby daddy said the same thing about DNA tests too.
It’s not a problem if you study for it.
Stool Samples are for Assholes.
Pap smears are for pussies.
Do they call them “pap smears” because of the sound it makes? I have this mental picture of an OB/GYN, hunched over a bucket of medical goop, pulling a fistful of jelly-like substance into his palm and then *PAP*…then they smear it around your tooterbug and if it turns yellow you’re pregnant or something.
Am I close?
I’m glad guys don’t have weenie doctors.
Do we?
Now how could the two of you forget to add “that is a medical fact” at the end of those two comments?
Good Lord…I’m slipping into early senility.
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Medical FACT.
I don’t believe in no fancy-smancy “medical fact”. Give me my God, my guns and my rattler snakes.
“CARBS ARE FOR BBW”
^I hope her name’s not “Virginia”.