You have to drop the soap to get the surprise.
I have been at that light.
And I’m here to tell you that (the majority of) Surprise is just as scary as the prison.
Wait, is that Suprise, AZ? I know where Cotton Lane & the zoo are, I need to go find that sign!!! Avoiding the actual town of Surprise, of course. Not sure why it got that name, but I really, really, really don’t want to know.
That sign is at I-10 and the 303. Just so you don’t have to hunt it down. lol. :)
At the prison, the criminals are locked up.
At the zoo, the animals are locked up.
You’re gonna love Surprise.
So is “zoo” the new term for butt sex?
They didn’t make that sign brown for aesthetic reasons, dude…
You know your poo.
But those Dreadful Hillbillies in their Campers aren’t allowed.
Due to the economy, the state found to necessary to house the prisoner overflow at the zoo. Not sure who was more surprised, the children on their weekend visits or Macho Mike, the formerly “alpha male” of the prison after his stay in the gorilla habitat and his “encounter” with the resident silverback.
To be fair, if I had to have surprise buttsex with anyone, it would be with a gorilla since they only have a 2″ penis. At least that way all my injuries would be external. I’ve thought a lot about this.
I need to go find this sign. I live in Surprise.
Please post when you find it. I’ll be out there this coming weekend, would love to get a pic too.
I-10 and the 303
I live in Iniquity.
Think that I know the place. Right down the road from Sin; on that road paved by the Good Intentions company? I frequently travel that road in my late model handbasket.
That’s it. I helped to pave that road. Medical FACT.
perfectly explains buckeye, az.
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