41 thoughts on “WINNING at The Usual Racist Bulls**t

  1. First of all, his telling the world that Michelle Obama is fat should have been the first clue (that is, if they missed all the “first clues” before) that this jackass is as blind as he is stupid, drug addicted, and ugly. AND WHO THE EFF IS STILL LISTENING TO THIS DOUCHETARD?

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  2. This bloke is about the third or fourth person to describe the Obamas as ‘uppity’. Having no previous knowledge of this term being used in a racially derogatory way, I actually believed it when people like Rep. Lyn Westmoreland said that they also only knew the term to mean ‘snobby’ or ‘elitist’.

    But considering the media attention and backlash caused by each of these incidents, and the fact that you’d have to have your head in the damned sand to not have heard of the term’s meaning as a result, I’m thinking that these people are actually just full of shit.

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    • I mean, I live in Australia and don’t follow American politics, yet apparently at this point in time, I know more about the socio-historical context of the term ‘uppity’ in America than fucking Rush Limbaugh, a guy whose career has revolved around the discussion and analysis of American society and politics.

      There’s no fucking way he didn’t mean, or wasn’t aware, of the word’s racial context.

      I know he hasn’t actually said that yet, but I’m sure he will.

      Sorry for the rant.

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      • Given your l9ocation you seem a good person to ask – Am I correct in that Rush is making a very vulgar gesture by Australian (and UK) standards? I mean, assuming that he isn’t in the process of going in for a double digit nose-pick?

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        • Yup ! The English version of the fuck you gesture is two digits in the air palm facing yourself. Maybe he’s trying for the “Victory” sign but kinda fucked it up ?

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        • What Jakobeus said! It’s the equivalent of flipping someone the bird. Which we call ‘the rude sign’, here. And it’s only when you tell someone from overseas that we call it ‘the rude sign’ that you realise how juvenile it really sounds.

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        • As a further splash of nerdgasm, it should be noted that the two fingers should be either fully extended or slightly bent- but whatever the case they need to both be at the same angle.

          It came from archers showing the G-D French that we can still fire our bows at them (quite often they would cut those fingers off bowmen to stop them firing again).

          As such, Rush isn’t really doing it properly. It also helps to adopt an aggressive posture, and make a ‘come-hither’ gesture (you know the one I mean, people…).

          Cross-ref the above with a video clip of Liam Gallagher for the quintessential example.

          And I’m spent.

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  3. Well of course she’s uppity. Duh.

    Has she ever attended a monster truck rally? Does she have a shotgun rack in her pick-up? Does she have several family members in prison? No. No. And no.
    See? Uppity cooze.

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  4. It’s like a multiple-choice citizenship test.

    Question 1: Rush doesn’t like Michelle because she’s:

    attractive
    female
    uppity
    intelligent
    powerful
    charming
    black

    For one [1] mark, choose the option that doesn’t make any sense…

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  5. “I’ll tell you something else — we don’t like paying millions of dollars for Mrs. Obama’s vacations,” he said.

    Oh, are we pretending that George W didn’t take the most vacation days EVER by a president now? This guy’s an ass. Maybe she’s going to places separate from him because they both have different schedules to manage.

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    • You are factually correct, Calophi. CBS News offer these verifiable statistics:

      So far, President Obama has taken 61 vacation days after 31 months in office. At this point in their presidencies, George W. Bush had spent 180 days at his ranch where his staff often joined him for meetings. And Ronald Reagan had taken 112 vacation days at his ranch…Bill Clinton took the least time off — 28 days.

      http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/17/eveningnews/main20093801.shtml

      Among recent presidents, Bill Clinton took the least time off — 28 days.

      As you can see, the liberal media hacks are once again using The Truth to and empirical facts to spin reality back to what really happened, thusly smearing the hapless Republicans.

      Has everyone taken crazy pills but me? If so, where’s my fuccen crazy pill? I give up.

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    • It’s basically a term older white people use to describe black people who consider themselves in the same “league” as white people in the same (or higher) socioeconomic group who consider themselves equal to whites. So, for instance, a white person may call a black person that if they wanted to eat in a fancy restaurant or buy a more expensive car than the norm.

      To use it in a sentence: Don’t get too uppity because you can afford to shop in the same stores as a white person.

      Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

      I just wish Rush would STFU because I really don’t NEED more reasons to be disgusted with him than I already have.

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      • Holy crap, all this time I really thought it meant “snobby”. I know I’ve used the word “uppity” before, guess I’m gonna have to watch out for when it enters my brain before it comes out of my mouth.

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        • Oh, it may also mean that, in certain context. I’m sure you realize that words may have different meanings depending on who says the words and who the words are describing. Call an 8-year old male child “boy” and no one will blink. Say the same thing to an elderly black gentleman, and you’re likely to get a (much-deserved) punch in the mouth.

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